Episode 13: "A CHALLENGE TO A DUEL"
Wieland
and Tieck stroll in the morning sun on a snowy meadow outside Weimar chatting
amiably.
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-It's
been published in Italy the last Shelley book. A masterpiece.
-Yes,
I've already ordered it from my bookseller.
-I
can lend it to you. He is a sublime poet. He has nothing to envy to Byron.
-That’s
true. By the way, I have not heard from Byron in a while. Is he still in Weimar
or has he returned to England?
-It's
funny, everyone asks about him. But he wouldn’t have left without saying
goodbye…
-Why
not? We Romantics detest formalities.
-I
don’t. On the contrary: I think that Romanticism is not at odds with good
education.
-
Are you calling me rude?
-My
gosh, Wieland, don’t be so sensitive!
-
Are you calling me fussy?
Suddenly,
Tieck gets irritated:
-I'm
calling you asshole! What’s the matter?
-What’s
the matter?! You’ll see what the matter is…
Wieland
tries to take off a glove but does not succeed.
-These
damn gloves! Why are they all so tight?
-What
happens is that they are too small for you. You need a bigger size.
-My
size has always been the same since I was ten years old!
He
makes desperate efforts to tear the glove from his hand.
-Do
you want me to help you?
-Yes,
please, pull the fingers.
Tieck
pulls Wieland's glove, but without success:
-This
glove is attached to the hand. When was the last time you took it off?
-
I haven’t taken my gloves off since my mother gave them to me when I was ten.
-So,
I’d better lend you mine.
-
Don't you care?
Tieck
takes his glove off and hands it to Wieland.
-Thank
you.
-You're
welcome.
Then
Wieland throws the glove before Tieck signaling in this way his demand for
satisfaction from the offender.
-Do you accept the challenge?
-If
that pleases you...
-Choose
weapon.
-Hot-water bottle.
-What did you say?
-Hot-water bottle.
-What did you say?
-Hot-water bottle.
-What kind of weapon is that?
-The ancient Germans defeated the Roman legions armed only with India rubber hot-water
bottles, didn't you know that?
-Are
you kidding?
-Ask
Hegel.
-Alright.
A duel with hot-water bottles. If asked, the survivor will say it was because of a
woman.
-I’m
fine with it.
-My
seconds will come by your place tonight to negotiate the details.
-I
thought you detested formalities.
-Alright, alright.
There's no need for seconds. Let's meet right here at sunset.
-We
shake on it.
Both
shake hands.
-By
the way, do you return my glove?
-Here
you have.
-
See you later, then.
The
two men go separate ways.
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