MISTER MYSTERY RESPONDS

That is at least what the proponents of the ancient astronaut theory say. In his book "The Celestial Musicians and the Pied Piper of Hamelin", Harry Swisburne quotes a passage from an ancient Sanskrit text which reads that Prince Uponisala would choose his servants in accordance with a musical scale. Each one represented a note and all together they vibrated at a frequency of 110 Hz. Such frequency allows contact with "the gods", which is the same as saying “the aliens”, which is the same as saying “Swisburne & Co.” “Which aliens?!” you might ask with a start if you are ignorant about the ancient astronaut theory. Well, the answer is: the aliens who, in ancient times, descended to Earth to teach the primitive humans the benefits of music and also to destroy everything. The passage runs: “Every morning, prince Uponisala checked that his servants were finely tuned and, if they were not, he fine-tuned them by twisting their ears". Likewise, in a clay tablet fo...

Perhaps the statements of the astronauts who walked on the moon could shed some light on this. "Then I heard a weird noise coming from the far side ... Are you familiar with the noise a taxpayer makes when squeezed by a tax inspector?" This statement by Buzz Aldrin gives us food for thought since a similar noise has been described in relation to haunted houses. Let's hear this other testimony by Neil Armstrong: “An unidentified flying object came out of the far side dragging behind it a banner announcing a well-known brand of detergent.” As it happens, haunted house owners are known to use the same detergent to remove ghost stains. Thus, everything seems to indicate that the moon is haunted. But if so, what would be at the root of this? According to the defenders of the ancient astronaut theory, in the time of the Pharaohs the moon would have been the scene of a bloody battle between the Pharaoh Amenophis III and the Anunnaki. It seems that, in his daily transit through h...

Yes, for sure. The cusp of the Great Pyramid emits ultrasounds towards the Cosmos, specifically towards the Orion constellation, from where someone in turn waves his hand and smiles. This has been discovered by archaeologist and defender of the theory of ancient aliens Harry Swisburne. How did such finding take place? One night in August 1997, Swisburne was lurking near the entrance to the pyramid, waiting for the right moment to sneak inside. (He is forbidden to enter as a result of an unpleasant incident with a dung beetle.) Suddenly a rubble fell on his head -or a rubble was thrown on his head. During the period he was unconscious, a porcupine guided him inside the Great Pyramid, revealing all its secrets to him. Among which, the secret password to penetrate the hidden camera that exists beside the Queen’s Chamber and has not yet been officially discovered because, whenever someone has passed by the door, a mysterious energy has diverted their gaze. This password must be spoken by a...