MISTER MYSTERY RESPONDS

If a vampire bites a zombie, the zombie doesn’t turn into a vampire, but the vampire turns into a lady named Susan Flagherty from Philadelphia. But if a zombie bites Mrs. Flaherty, she becomes a vampire and the zombie becomes a gentleman named Carl Leonard from Boston. If Mr. Leonard bites Mrs. Flagherty, both become a ping-pong ball. But if it is Mrs. Flagherty who bites Mr. Leonard, he turns into a zombie and she becomes a night table. This I know for sure. A small donation for needy children in exchange for this story? Click on this link to UNICEF. I really appreciate it! https://blog.feedspot.com/funny_blogs/

I would face this phenomenon bravely! I do not want to show off as a hero, but more than once I admonished a paranormal phenomenon to disappear and to follow the principles of Science. I will only mention one case that almost cost me my life. I worked at the Brookhaven National Laboratory in NY (My specialty is particle physics). One afternoon I stayed working late. Towards midnight I left the laboratory to urinate. Apparently there was no one else on my floor. While I was walking down the long corridor plunged into my thoughts, I raised my head and stopped suddenly when I saw a ... (It's hard for me to write it because I do not believe or ever believe in it) a ghost. I know he was a ghost because he was semi transparent, and he lacked feet, which nevertheless did not stop him from moving back and forth, right and left and even up and down. My mind is too rational to admit what I was seeing, so I ignored it and resumed the march. Then the ghost began to move to all sides as if he d...