MISTER MYSTERY RESPONDS

Diet is essential. You have to eat chard. Chard in spades. And pickles. And spinach. No red meat! Red meat is physical. Fish is more balanced, more psychic. In the late 1990s, there was a tuna in Rockaway that read your pants and, if you still had time, even ironed your future. What did I say? I mean, a tuna that read your future and even ironed your pants. Obviously I am referring to the psychic who cared for the tuna: tuna cannot read the future, cannot even read the newspaper. Which does not mean they are stupid. Tuna is one of the smartest fish around. And one of the most handsome too. It also lend itself to reading because its scales have a clear, unadorned typeface ... which is a true reflection of its predictions. Because tuna doesn't beat around the bush. If you are gonna die tomorrow, you're told "tomorrow you’ll kick the bucket". Not like hake and other fishes, which so adorn the prediction, that you leave the sitting with the convinction that death is only ...

Another of the psychic abilities used by the secret services that operated during the Cold War, was the folding of spoons from a distance. It is known that the KGB had a whole department composed of more than five hundred psychics spoon benders. There were many Americans who, when preparing to take a spoonful of soup to the mouth, suffered the sudden folding of the spoon, with the consequent spilling of its contents. Determined to counterattack, President Kennedy hired a famous Dutch psychic, who after many unsuccessful attempts, managed to generate chaos during a gala dinner in the Kremlin by causing that the guests failed to introduce the food in the mouth nailing the fork all over the face. That night the guests did not taste a bite and left indignant the dining room without waiting for the desserts and with their faces full of punctures and pieces of food attached. This incident triggered the so-called “Cuban Missile Crisis”. The experiments with teleportation also had a stellar m...

On the occasion of a question that I am asked, I am going to tell a little-known anecdote whose historical scenario was the Cold War that the two superpowers of the time fought during the second half of the 20th century. The question that I am asked is: "Are there people who have the psychic ability to understand the language of animals?". Well, the answer is yes, although this skill is very scarce. In fact, those few people were very sought-after by both the Western intelligence services and their Soviet Union counterparts. Nixon and Brezhnev, the leaders of both superpowers, were very interested in knowing what was being said in their rival's office. However (as Nixon would discover very soon), it was not easy to place microphones, which were bulkier than today, or spies, which were also bulkier than today (Vladimir Kozlov, the famous Russian spy, weighed 374 pounds, and Paul Blake, in whom the character of agent 007 was inspired, weighed more than 400 and needed two o...

One of the cases of "blind vision" best documented in the SPR archives, is that of Reverend Ted Stratton from Birmingham. It was the first time that Dr. Lodge had heard about this kind of paranormal phenomenon and wanted to go and meet him personally. The first thing that caught the attention of Dr. Lodge is that Stratton was all full of bruises and had an arm in a sling. Upon learning of Dr. Lodge’ status as a prominent member of the Society for Psychical Research, the Reverend offered to give him a practical demonstration of his psychic abilities. To start, he asked Lodge to write a word on a piece of paper and then he put the paper under his armpit. Presumably, the Reverend hoped to "read" with his armpit what Lodge had written… but then claimed that he did not understand doctors’ handwriting. Then he told his guest to get ready to go out and asked him to bandage his eyes "tightly". Lodge prepared to guide him by taking his arm, but Stratton begged him ...

It depends on what kind of tea and what kind of future we are talking about. Green tea is reliable as long as the cup is not too inclined when drinking it. On the other hand, I strongly advise against red tea, since its predictions are always disastrous and involve bloodshed. As for the future, if we talk about the immediate future (no more than two minutes) tea-leaf reading is reliable. Even so, the best tea-leaf readers can make mistakes. https://blog.feedspot.com/funny_blogs/