MISTER MYSTERY RESPONDS

The Hollywood producers belonging to the Illuminati sect wanted to shoot a great production that would discredit the Darwinian theory that humans come from apes. (Although from my own experience, I dare say that it would not be strange if there were some exceptions that came from the kangaroo.) To this end they hired the services of Daniel Morris, an ardent foe of Darwinian theory and of all scientific theories in general. Unfortunately, Morris passed away during filming when he wanted to demonstrate to a wannabe actress the falsity of the theory of gravity. Then the direction of the movie was entrusted to Franklyn Schaffner, who (as revealed in his memoirs) was secretly convinced that it was the apes that came from human being and not the other way around. Anyway, the plot is based on the idea that man and ape not only are different species but also differ as to the coolest fashion style. In the film, civilized apes have evolved from arboreal monkeys. However, human beings haven’t cha...

That’s false: we don’t resist! There is a worldwide conspiracy to make people believe that we resist. However, we the conspiracy theorists have no objection to confess that such conspiracies exist only in our disturbed mind. But why do those who say otherwise do not recognize that they are part of an international conspiracy to discredit us? Why don’t they recognize that they have a hidden interest in making us appear before the world like crazy conspiracy theorists? I repeat that I have no problem in confessing that I am a crazy conspiracy theorist. But those who accuse me of being so, will they dare to confess what is that hidden interest they have in making me appear like a crazy conspiracy theorist? Since I have set myself as an example, I admit that my theory that common ants are not as stupid and harmless as they seem but that they possess a superior intelligence and that together they make up a dangerous network determined to control the world is radically false, the fruit of my...

Yes, indeed. They control all kinds of music, including the music of rappers. And this is because music is a powerful influence on youth. To control youth, it is best to control the music young people listen to. Already in Mozart's time, the Illuminati told him how his compositions should be. And once Beethoven got very upset when they imposed a “MI” instead of a “DO” on his Fifth Symphony. This affair led to a famous illuminati called Telesforus to invent country dance (which was originally danced on top of a cow) to counteract the influence of Beethoven's music, considered too revolutionary and mass agitator because of its many “DOs” and few “MIs. A small donation for needy children in exchange for this story? Click on this link to UNICEF. I really appreciate it! https://blog.feedspot.com/funny_blogs/

That is what they expect you to believe! But they are a very powerful organization that is dedicated to illuminating people from above with a gas lamp uploaded to a balloon or some other strange flying artifact. The goal of the ILLUMINATI is to illuminate the world with their light. They are extraordinary people like you and me, but they have a gas lamp and this balloon or artifact with which they fly over towns and cities illuminating people from above. A small donation for needy children in exchange for this story? Click on this link to UNICEF. I really appreciate it! https://blog.feedspot.com/humor_blogs/

No, they are not real, but they exist anyway. The Illuminati are extraordinary people like you and me,  with the only difference that they have  a gas lamp and a balloon or other strange flying artifact. Their goal is to illuminate the world with their light. To do this, they  travel through towns and cities illuminating people from above.  Here you can see an Illiminati illuminating the world with its gas lamp. If you knew the amount of Illuminati like this that plows our sky you would shudder! It is scary! A small donation for needy children in exchange for this story? Click on this link to UNICEF. I really appreciate it! https://blog.feedspot.com/funny_blogs/